Stories written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Words Published
A testimonial letter to the makers of Boyfriend-B-Gone Spray, whose product uses pheromones to send your daughter’s unwanted boyfriends packing.
4,100
10/6/20
Stuart and Gary try to fight their way to survival in a cum-drenched world.
6,229
9/22/20
Stuart and Gary have their days interrupted by a cock-growing disease spread by semen.
3,372
9/22/20
You can lock your doors and bar your windows, but nothing can protect you from the sexy new plague sweeping the globe. Only the truly strong of heart will be able to stomach the mind-altering terror of that ass-centered affliction--That's right, my friends, today we will be interviewing those who have experienced DA ITCHY BUTT PLAGUE.
7,564
9/17/20
Julio gives his cousin a ride.
3,738
9/10/20
Finally in possession of a bottle of champagne and ice to serve it with, Tommy has to figure out how to climb 20 stories to get to the top of the hotel. He decides to take the elevator. *NOTE: Another 60/40 split. Thanks to all who have recommendations! I made a valiant effort to include them where I could.
4,088
8/14/20
Julio picks up a couple of soccer players.
3,094
8/14/20
Julio takes Hector’s car for his first day of driving with Luber.
2,350
8/9/20
Julio needs some money to propose to his girlfriend. His aunt has the idea that he can drive his uncle’s car for the ride-sharing app Luber.
1,140
8/5/20
The rocket is shooting out blue fire. How will it affect the cops and the stoners, and will they resolve their differences?
2,786
7/20/20