Stories by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Words Published
Tanner convinces Peter that today is the day to take Blake's virginity. The moment doesn't go the way that Peter is anticipating, however. Tanner's true form is finally revealed, but still--which is stronger: Tanner's corrupting influence or Blake's love for his father?
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4/23/23
Tanner visits the Argyle household. Kent Argyle makes changes to the household chores.
8,588
10/14/21
Freddy Fuckmehard doesn't want to be an Erotic Pensivist, even though all Fuckmehards are. Freddy gets the chance to change his future when he gets accepted to Pigacne Academy, but when Lord Whassisname is rumored to be inching toward resurrection, Freddy will have to rely on his new best friends, his wits, and the Fuckmehard legacy to survive his first semester.
8,016
6/24/23
The men of Carter's neighborhood are under attack--at first, only by a contingent of nerds, but then they meet the goddess that the nerds worship. Can Carter use the power of sex to keep his home and friends safe, or will the lobster goddess convince them that the changes they've experienced are too ridiculous to be sustainable?
8,001
5/1/23
Men around Carter continue to change as a result of his spell. He goes to the campus library to search for answers, but all he finds is a bad-boy security guard, two angry nerds, and a roomful of murderous books.
7,919
3/15/23
You can lock your doors and bar your windows, but nothing can protect you from the sexy new plague sweeping the globe. Only the truly strong of heart will be able to stomach the mind-altering terror of that ass-centered affliction--That's right, my friends, today we will be interviewing those who have experienced DA ITCHY BUTT PLAGUE.
7,564
9/17/20
Eighteen-year-olds Kevin and Cody think they’ve found the perfect prank--a remote control that activates the ass muscles of any man it’s pointed at. But when they point it at their remedial science teacher Mr. Prentiss, they attract the attention of Principal Coldwater, who confiscates the device. What will happen to Kevin and Cody when their own prank is played on them?
7,307
3/1/22
Wes wakes up a good deal bigger than he was when he went to sleep. He also has a brand new scent--one that causes a unique reaction in Vic and Zeb. Zeb convinces the trio they need to travel to his hometown to break the Haasenpfaapeer's hold on Wes, but it isn't too long into the journey that the new scent begins to cause problems for the three of them.
7,082
10/30/22
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11/9/21
6,857
7/20/21