Stories written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Words Published
Tyler and Wyatt are working their shift at the local cinema in Hampstead when the pink fog rolls through. They never would have been able to guess that the day would end with the two of them resolving their differences with the help of the fog, a complaining cinephile, and three surprisingly open-minded frat boys.
6,735
2/19/24
Freddy Fuckmehard doesn't want to be an Erotic Pensivist, even though all Fuckmehards are. Freddy gets the chance to change his future when he gets accepted to Pigacne Academy, but when Lord Whassisname is rumored to be inching toward resurrection, Freddy will have to rely on his new best friends, his wits, and the Fuckmehard legacy to survive his first semester.
8,016
6/24/23
Coran O'Dwyer's dad believes in leprechauns and leaves out a bowl of milk for the household sprite every night. When his dad is away, Coran forgets to leave out the bowl, and as a result is cursed to have an unquenchable thirst for milk--but the source of that milk is more surprising than Coran could ever have guessed.
3,038
3/17/21
Grandad Porter tells a story on Christmas Eve night about a trick Satan Nick plays on Everett Mueller, a miner in the town of Squirrellyburg, and how the famous giant Paul Bunyan helped Everett out of his difficulty. This is an (admittedly belated) emergency entry for Secret Satan, inspired by the tags "muscle growth," "hair," and "hyper cum."
3,089
1/1/23
Sparky is irritated that his cousin Cletus is pussy-whipped by his girlfriend, so he asks the family witch for a potion to help Cletus man up.
4,765
3/6/20
Wes, Vic, and Zeb return to Zeb's hometown. Will the festival culminate in Wes appeasing the Haasenpfaapeer?
4,943
11/1/22
Blake has an unusual conversation and makes an awkward phone call. A transition chapter.
2,654
10/27/21
The Sacred Circle Summary: The young men of the church meet Tanner and commit to the Love Begins at Home Program. Peter feels uncomfortable.
4,659
9/6/21
The third challenge of Slut-A-Rama is a ring toss--but who will get tossed out if they don't let their ring get tossed?
6,119
11/17/23
The following are scenes you might see on your TV when your fellow horndogs are misusing their faulty ALTR remotes. Names have been changed to protect the guilty and children/religious persons with access to Google.
2,487
2/11/20