Stories written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Words Published
Grandad Porter tells a story on Christmas Eve night about a trick Satan Nick plays on Everett Mueller, a miner in the town of Squirrellyburg, and how the famous giant Paul Bunyan helped Everett out of his difficulty. This is an (admittedly belated) emergency entry for Secret Satan, inspired by the tags "muscle growth," "hair," and "hyper cum."
3,089
1/1/23
Jed runs an errand to the local hardware store and finds a guy who has been fantasizing about a guy he used to bully. Jed puts the guy in his place and then shows him what it's like to have your victim on top.
5,471
12/23/22
Jed's best friend Ricky has a grandma who thinks she's a witch. When Ricky's grandma gives Jed a stone that allows him to change form, Jed learns how powerful a witch she truly is--and how good it feels to use the stone to seduce the men around him. This is a Secret Satan story, brought to you by the assigned tags "redneck," "small top big sub," and "shapeshifter."
5,403
12/13/22
The sheriff can't get over the thought that the kid somehow deserves the fate he's found his way into. Perhaps the kid's punishment can incorporate the sheriff getting his rocks off, too? Who cares that the spiders seem invested in the two of them fucking as often as possible?
1,912
11/27/22
The sheriff has been balls-deep in the kid and nothing's going to keep him from getting there again. But first there's a job to do, and the sheriff is going to do it no matter what, even if the kid is begging for it.
1,832
11/27/22
After the feelings of affection he'd felt for the kid at the first bell, how could he not treat him tenderly afterward? Does it really matter that there are alien spiders everywhere, when you've found the one your heart belongs to?
848
11/27/22
Choosing to go forward to the administration offices, the sheriff encounters a college student worker trapped in a compromising situation. But when the school's bells go off, the sheriff discovers rescuing the kid is not as straightforward as he'd hoped.
3,921
11/27/22
The sheriff of Driscoll receives a dispatch call that something weird is going on at the local community college, Driscoll A&M which is suddenly wreathed in red smoke--a smoke that only men seem to be able to walk into. Determining to rescue whoever's inside, the sheriff runs in but he has no idea how the strange smoke will change his mind--and his body.
2,418
11/27/22
Lyle Pratt returns home from a day on the set with the local news station to find his bastard son, Drew, cutting his lawn. How has Drew found him after eighteen years? Lyle seeks out his adopted son Thomas--who insists on being called Jiang--and discovers that the balance of power in the family has shifted.
6,739
11/12/22
Wes, Vic, and Zeb return to Zeb's hometown. Will the festival culminate in Wes appeasing the Haasenpfaapeer?
4,943
11/1/22