Jed's best friend Ricky has a grandma who thinks she's a witch. When Ricky's grandma gives Jed a stone that allows him to change form, Jed learns how powerful a witch she truly is--and how good it feels to use the stone to seduce the men around him. This is a Secret Satan story, brought to you by the assigned tags "redneck," "small top big sub," and "shapeshifter."