Stories written by

Noam de Pluma

Author Title Words Published
Orrin discovers that his barbershop chair is more relaxing than he bargained for. Emery is offered some control over the quarterback's new style. Both of them will be naked and rock hard by the end of it.
3,818
1/2/22
A new year, a new shop, and a new start for two unsuspecting customers.
3,225
12/31/21
Zeke finds himself right back where he started, but with one major difference: his balls are back and bigger than ever. Fortunately, the G-man is on hand to teach him a bit more about harnessing his his reality-bending asshole.
2,282
9/22/21
Ethan is caught in a sexy comedy of errors when he accidentally turns the tables on two burglars. Will their break-in of his apartment turn into an unexpected breaking-in of their assholes? Spoiler alert: yes!
7,351
9/16/21
Zeke needs to get fucked in order to activate his magic asshole and return to his reality. Good thing Percy the big-balled missionary is in the right place at the right time.
5,608
9/11/21
Zeke makes good on his plan to find the G-Man at the rally. Now all he has to do is convince the brute to fuck him back to his reality, and everything will work out fine. Right?
4,696
8/31/21
Zeke finds himself adapting to a brand new reality in which straight men are at the bottom of the food chain and his nuts keep getting bigger. Can he arrange to get himself fucked back into where he belongs?
3,099
8/29/21
Zeke thinks it's a simple political transaction - get fucked, get the coveted internship with Senator Sewell. But will a tryst with the mysterious, powerful G-Man cost him more than his cherry?
3,896
8/18/21
Ambitious college grad Zeke knows that somebody always gets fucked in politics, but he never thought it would be him. He’s about to learn the hard way that sometimes you have to power-bottom your way to the top.
2,398
8/16/21
Dickon is far at sea, alone and forlorn as he recalls his forbidden lover back home.
1,428
8/3/21