Series written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Total Words Published
Author Title Total Words Published
You can lock your doors and bar your windows, but nothing can protect you from the sexy new plague sweeping the globe. Only the truly strong of heart will be able to stomach the mind-altering terror of that ass-centered affliction--That's right, my friends, today we will be interviewing those who have experienced DA ITCHY BUTT PLAGUE.
7,564
9/17/20
Freddy Fuckmehard doesn't want to be an Erotic Pensivist, even though all Fuckmehards are. Freddy gets the chance to change his future when he gets accepted to Pigacne Academy, but when Lord Whassisname is rumored to be inching toward resurrection, Freddy will have to rely on his new best friends, his wits, and the Fuckmehard legacy to survive his first semester.
8,016
6/24/23
Have you ever cum buckets from being rimmed by your coworker, while slowly morphing into an irresistible, fuckable satyr? Well, neither had Seth, before today. A Christmas gift for someone who may or may not know who he is.
8,767
5/13/21
An illegal firework has the power to alter consciousness with its red, white, and blue displays. Will the stoner burnouts setting it off be able to escape going to jail, or will the colored lights change them forever?
8,815
7/20/20
Casey is a washed-up actor who needs money quick. When the hot new game iRather asks him to preview their app and run some commercials for them, he figures it's an easy way back to the top. But the choices the iRather app forces upon him will change Casey's life--and possibly the world--in astounding ways. Few tags to start out with as the character choices will be audience-driven.
9,154
4/13/24
Ricky's brother Truck comes to keep him company during the pandemic. Written for a certain lil bro who knows who he is.
9,581
6/24/20
9,601
9/22/20
Coran O'Dwyer's dad believes in leprechauns and leaves out a bowl of milk for the household sprite every night. When his dad is away, Coran forgets to leave out the bowl, and as a result is cursed to have an unquenchable thirst for milk--but the source of that milk is more surprising than Coran could ever have guessed.
9,895
7/20/21
Ted Hartnagel is visiting his dad, Doug Hartnagel, during the month of December following his parent’s ts divorce. It looks like it’s going to be a normal visit--but what’s inside the strange gifts that appeared magically in Doug’s kitchen on Ted’s first day? A heartwarming tale of Christmas debauchery.
10,412
2/7/24
10,931
11/27/22