Stories written by

absman420

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Prepping for Pride and marching in the Parade, the herd's first public exposure! Then put them in a bar and give them a little to drink and watch as sexual chaos reigns! (And as an added bonus, we meet the team's mysterious Patron.)
8,792
5/26/22
The herd rides their wave of popularity until they arrive at Gay Mecca -- Mykonos! But it isn't until they sail up the coast that Red finds his greatest surprise waiting for him, a lover from a former life.
3,282
5/27/22
Red is reunited with Pholus' lover, the Civilized Centaur, Chiron, who fills in the gaps of Red's patchy memory (and fills a few other gaps, as well). Chiron then meets the herd, whom he teaches a thing or two about sex as human centaurs -- then to the Magic Realm where they learn a thing or two about sex as bestial centaurs, too.
7,587
5/28/22
While the herd heads back to the States, Red remains in Greece with Chiron, continuing his... studies. But the herd seems to be disappearing one by one... Who's taking them... and why?
8,243
5/30/22
With his inevitable confrontation with Heracles looming over him, Red isn't happy with Chiron's plan -- or the sacrifice that comes along with it.
5,942
5/30/22
THIS IS IT! The moment we've all been waiting for -- the Herd vs Heracles in all-out battle! Will Pholus be the hero, or will he shoot himself in the foot as he has so many times in the past? All this and the surprise reveal of the Herd's secret Patron.
3,997
5/31/22
In the aftermath of battle, Pholus and the surviving herd members learn their real origin story from the god who brought them all back. Is this the ending, or the beginning of new lives?
5,572
6/1/22
What happens after the "Happily Ever After" for the herd -- and while following his heart, Red makes a difficult decision.
3,245
6/2/22
Red's transformation continues, we meet his best friend, AppleJack, who creates the PHOLUS REBORN brand, and Red visits the Doctor, with fairly... expected results.
5,885
5/18/22
PREEEEEE-SENTING the one and only, Pokey Dakota! Also, a mysterious package arrives in the mail...
3,404
5/19/22