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Did I mention how much I hate Earth. Just standing on it, the energy coming from the ground is nauseating.
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7,114 |
9/24/20 | |
Your adventure continues. Don’t be afraid to make a ‘leap of faith’ for a piece of inner peace.
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4,375 |
9/24/20 | |
“Didn’t want to hurt us? Did you think turning us into slaves would be fun for us? Maybe we could all sit around the dining table and have a good laugh while Brian and I eat our food out of dog bowls on the floor. Then, afterward, we could have a good ole time satisfying you. Maybe we’ll have a good laugh while you beat us with a bullwhip.
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5,126 |
9/24/20 | |
For a split second, I felt sorry for him.
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3,990 |
9/23/20 | |
I can just imagine you skipping through the rooms and touching their shoulders while saying, ‘And you get to be a slave…and you get to be a slave… and you get to be a really fat slave.
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5,514 |
9/23/20 | |
I own you now. You better be potty trained too.
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2,762 |
9/22/20 | |
I couldn't keep from smiling. I’m not sure if it was Kory’s smile or the fact I’m no longer purple. I should probably go with Kory’s smile.
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3,906 |
9/22/20 | |
I kept watching a bear named Bo bouncing on Kory and him giggling like a teenage girl about to lose her virginity. I was jealous.
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4,496 |
9/22/20 | |
Basically, he saved all the island boys by making the bad guys cum. There was pirate cum everywhere.
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3,488 |
9/22/20 | |
I can’t shoot with a hardon. I mean… I can shoot with a hardon. I can’t shoot without a hardon unless it’s darts. Oh great. Now I can’t stop thinking about my hardon.
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4,517 |
9/22/20 |