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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Avalon. Or as we like to call it, ‘home’.
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3,901 |
9/17/20 | |
With life comes death. Death out of love is a wonderful thing. Your death will be meaningless.
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5,010 |
9/17/20 | |
Then, we’ll tie you down and make love to you until you pee your pants. --- But, if I’m tied down, why would I be wearing pants?
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3,587 |
9/17/20 | |
You know what they say about assholes? Everybody’s got one. Some are larger than others. Personally, I like the cute pink ones.
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4,343 |
9/17/20 | |
Babe, we’re going to need a bigger boat.
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4,776 |
9/17/20 | |
We all must serve Lord Ronan
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5,280 |
9/16/20 | |
I’ve already checked. He has big balls and a big dick. And now he smells like a pig.
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4,167 |
9/16/20 | |
It was all fun until Klaus pooped in his diaper.
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5,288 |
9/16/20 | |
You’re our hero but if you make some weed that doesn’t have… weed stuff in it, your ass will be out of the house.
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3,793 |
9/16/20 | |
Brother… I’m telling you. He’s an idiot. The only thing he understands is a whack upside the head --- No. What he needs is a good sloppy gorilla kiss that will make him cum.
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5,781 |
9/16/20 |