Stories written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Words Published
Disaster strikes Hendricks Department Store when an employee accidentally changes the normal Christmas music playing on the loudspeakers to a station that plays subliminal gay messages. In the Automotive Department, a suburban dad finds a new son in an unlikely place.
1,784
12/2/19
The subliminal Christmas music continues to wreak havoc on the men in Hendricks Department Store. In electronics, a basketball-loving shopper gets an opportunity to work out some anger issues he has for hipsters.
2,512
12/3/19
The Christmas music on the loudspeaker and two helpful store employees help a middle manager find the perfect Secret Santa gift.
3,392
12/4/19
Shopping for gifts for their girlfriends, two teens discover that perhaps they don't need girlfriends after all.
2,370
12/6/19
Some men stumble over some innocent young lovers and it gives them ideas.
2,839
12/6/19
In the toy department, a military man looking for a gift for his girlfriend's son meets a Saudi looking for gifts for his nephews, and the two enter into a battle of wits.
4,115
12/8/19
Jimmy Swetson was wearing headphones when the music came on, so he's protected from its strange powers. But with a store full of horny men, how long can he stay safe?
3,705
12/11/19
Ana's a witch and she wants grandchildren. She prepares a potion to put in the cocoa of her 4 daughters' husbands to put them in the mood for making babies. Surely nothing could go wrong with her plan, right?
1,356
12/19/19
Vegetarian Joey wakes up after having drunk a potion that makes him crave meat. His brother-in-law Brandon has drunk a potion that makes him desperate to breed. Will both men be able to achieve their goals?
2,983
12/19/19
Joey goes to see his psychiatrist brother-in-law to see if they can figure out what's going on. Will Trevor be able to maintain his professional detachment?
3,406
12/21/19