Stories by

S. Q. Neemie

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S. Q. Neemie
Jimmy Swetson was wearing headphones when the music came on, so he's protected from its strange powers. But with a store full of horny men, how long can he stay safe?
12/11/19 11:16 AM
S. Q. Neemie
In the toy department, a military man looking for a gift for his girlfriend's son meets a Saudi looking for gifts for his nephews, and the two enter into a battle of wits.
12/8/19 10:05 PM
S. Q. Neemie
Some men stumble over some innocent young lovers and it gives them ideas.
12/6/19 11:48 AM
S. Q. Neemie
Shopping for gifts for their girlfriends, two teens discover that perhaps they don't need girlfriends after all.
12/6/19 11:48 AM
S. Q. Neemie
The Christmas music on the loudspeaker and two helpful store employees help a middle manager find the perfect Secret Santa gift.
12/4/19 7:22 AM
S. Q. Neemie
The subliminal Christmas music continues to wreak havoc on the men in Hendricks Department Store. In electronics, a basketball-loving shopper gets an opportunity to work out some anger issues he has for hipsters.
12/3/19 9:21 AM
S. Q. Neemie
Disaster strikes Hendricks Department Store when an employee accidentally changes the normal Christmas music playing on the loudspeakers to a station that plays subliminal gay messages. In the Automotive Department, a suburban dad finds a new son in an unlikely place.
12/2/19 11:50 AM